Office Etiquette Guideline #99: Never, under any circumstances, play dominos at work. It may start off as all fun and games, and you might even get creative with different-coloured box files, but inevitably, the heat of competition will turn violent. The above photograph (Exhibit A) is CCTV footage of the shock on a murderer’s face when she emerged from her rage-induced psychotic killing spree to find that she had brutally butchered all of her co-workers. All over a game of dominos. The only work-friendly game that can be played in work time is Solitaire.
Author: Saizen
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Office Etiquette Guideline #70: While it may seem like a good idea at the time, mooning your co-workers to illustrate a point is frowned upon, no matter how relevant they may be to your conversation (this includes but is not limited to stories about ass warts and hemorrhoids). The above reaction is what is most likely to occur, followed by a fairly hefty lawsuit for sexual harassment. Also, announcing it as a rebuttal while you’re pulling down your pants and exposing your apple-shaped derriere is no longer funny.
While you’re waiting for the police to pick you up for indecent exposure, watch this handy promotional video we’ve made on what you’re meant to do when you work in an office:
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Office Etiquette Guideline #49: If you end up going Chris Brown on your wife with a frying pan, it’s probably best not to tell your work colleagues, as they probably won’t be as understanding as you’d hope they’d be. Incidents like this can lead to frosty atmospheres in the workplace, so if all’s not well in the marital home, please keep it to yourself.
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Office Etiquette Guideline #27: No matter what the situation, never drop your pants in the workplace. The above photograph illustrates the likely reaction of your co-workers. It’s not big (that’s what she said) and it’s not clever, so take away the temptation and always wear a belt.
Oh, and here’s episode 08. Enjoy!
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I think a few of us have felt what Mr. Moon is feeling here…
A note on this episode: For some reason, the Japanese studio decided to misspell Connie’s name. Or she couldn’t spell it herself. Because, y’know, Cony (how she signs her pudding) is not pronounced Con-nee, it’s pronounced Coh-nee. So, we at Ruri-Saizen have decided to carry on referring to her as Connie in the subs, because… well, we don’t need a reason. We considered typesetting over the Cony so that viewers would be nonethewiser, but I was talked out of it so that we didn’t seem like trolls. You guys deserve to know the truth, after all! So, there it is. Hope this doesn’t start any drama about preserving the source material and all that jazz! :O
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This is how I feel at work every day…
So, there we go, everyone – you know the drill. Yet another double release which makes this 6 episodes in 3 days, which isn’t bad going. We’ve almost caught up to the aired episodes, so you’ll have to sit tight for a bit. Not much else to add, really – my brain can’t cope with this many newsposts in quick succession!
TTFN!